January 2012
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me: i love you
chicken nuggets:
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me: shh don't speak
December 2011
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Words with Target Cashiers
Him: Are these Pokemon cards for you?
Me: No, they're for my daughter.
Him: Does she play?
Me: She plays "Look how cute this one is."
Him: [deflatedly] Oh. Do you play?
Me: I play "Yeah, that one's pretty cute."
Him: Oh.
Me: ...
Him: ...
Me: ...do you play?
Him: I TOTALLY DO.
My Brain: What are you doing?
Him: MY FAVORITE IS [some kind of thing] AND HERE IS WHY
My Brain: You deserve this.
The Lady in Line Behind Me's Brain: Murder murder murder murder.
On integrity.
dearcoketalk:
Just because it’s somebody’s job to work against gay marriage, doesn’t necessarily mean he agrees with it. Maybe he does, maybe he doesn’t. Either way, dude’s gotta pay the bills.
Bullshit.
He’s an asshole if he lobbies against gay marriage, but if he lobbies against gay marriage in spite of his personal convictions, then he’s also the worst kind of whore.
Paying the bills is no...
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November 2011
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October 2011
21 posts
Vienna experience #247
Location: Kunsthistorisches Museum’s box office. Me: “How do I get in to the museum for free?” Box Office Guy: “Vell, zat depends ow old you are.” [checks sign] Me: “I’m eighteen.” Box Office Guy: “Ere you go.”
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