January 2012
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Jan 19th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 8th
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me: i love you
chicken nuggets:
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chicken nuggets:
me: shh don't speak
Jan 6th
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December 2011
5 posts
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Words with Target Cashiers
Him: Are these Pokemon cards for you?
Me: No, they're for my daughter.
Him: Does she play?
Me: She plays "Look how cute this one is."
Him: [deflatedly] Oh. Do you play?
Me: I play "Yeah, that one's pretty cute."
Him: Oh.
Me: ...
Him: ...
Me: ...do you play?
Him: I TOTALLY DO.
My Brain: What are you doing?
Him: MY FAVORITE IS [some kind of thing] AND HERE IS WHY
My Brain: You deserve this.
The Lady in Line Behind Me's Brain: Murder murder murder murder.
Dec 23rd
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On integrity.
dearcoketalk: Just because it’s somebody’s job to work against gay marriage, doesn’t necessarily mean he agrees with it. Maybe he does, maybe he doesn’t. Either way, dude’s gotta pay the bills. Bullshit. He’s an asshole if he lobbies against gay marriage, but if he lobbies against gay marriage in spite of his personal convictions, then he’s also the worst kind of whore. Paying the bills is no...
Dec 5th
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Dec 3rd
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November 2011
5 posts
Nov 25th
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Nov 5th
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Nov 5th
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Nov 3rd
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October 2011
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Oct 30th
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Oct 30th
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Oct 30th
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Oct 30th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 26th
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Vienna experience #247
Location: Kunsthistorisches Museum’s box office.  Me: “How do I get in to the museum for free?” Box Office Guy: “Vell, zat depends ow old you are.” [checks sign] Me: “I’m eighteen.” Box Office Guy: “Ere you go.”
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