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Vienna experience #247

Location: Kunsthistorisches Museum’s box office. 
Me: “How do I get in to the museum for free?”
Box Office Guy: “Vell, zat depends ow old you are.”
[checks sign]
Me: “I’m eighteen.”
Box Office Guy: “Ere you go.”