You're doing this wrong.

Words with Target Cashiers

• Him: Are these Pokemon cards for you?
• Me: No, they're for my daughter.
• Him: Does she play?
• Me: She plays "Look how cute this one is."
• Him: [deflatedly] Oh. Do you play?
• Me: I play "Yeah, that one's pretty cute."
• Him: Oh.
• Me: ...
• Him: ...
• Me: ...do you play?
• Him: I TOTALLY DO.
• My Brain: What are you doing?
• Him: MY FAVORITE IS [some kind of thing] AND HERE IS WHY
• My Brain: You deserve this.
• The Lady in Line Behind Me's Brain: Murder murder murder murder.

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